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"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"
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"How do you poison a hipster? Gluten"
"Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them? A Tuna Chi-Cannery"
"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"
"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."
"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."
"[First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don't think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*"
"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."
"Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?"