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Joke of the Day

"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"

"I know Madonna, on a first name basis."

"You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs."

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."

"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.."

"My toddler stole bacon off my plate. We all had a good laugh. Then I made her move out."

"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."

"What animal is the moodiest? A Bi-Polar Bear."

"Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard? It runs on ARM."