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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""

"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"

"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""

"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"

"Geppetto: I wish you were a real boy Pinocchio *begins to sing & dance around* Geppetto: yay! [3 hrs later] Geppetto: This was a mistake"

"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."