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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"todd: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: relax it was just a little earthquake todd's wife: he's an etch-sketch artist. it was everything he had"

"Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? They kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum."

"When Snoop Dogg proposed He got down on bended knee, opened up a box with a ring in it and said: ""Marriage. Wanna?"""

"What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? Women"

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"What does a duck always have behind him? His buttquack"

"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"