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Joke of the Day
"Sweat pants & Uggs in public says ""and I didn't brush my teeth, either."""
Next Joke
"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"
"AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married! There will be no reception."
"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"
"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"
"Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !"
"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"
"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""
"Know what's the hardest thing about having sex with a Japanese girl? Trying to find an octopus at 11PM."