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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
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"Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with ""in what year"" Just answer 2016"
"Intellectual person on phone. Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
"Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction. (Stolen from a mock the week episode)"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."
"My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :("