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Joke of the Day
"Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !"
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"Pedophiles... ... Are fucking immature assholes."
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."
"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"
"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"
"A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: ""Do I come here often?"""
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""