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Joke of the Day

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."

"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""