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Joke of the Day

"AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married! There will be no reception."

"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""

"Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store..."

"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."

"How does french cheese expire? From age"

"Honey can you buy me a new phone? What about the other one? He's buying me a tablet."

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"

"Oh, you want me to watch everything you have in less than the one-month free trial period? Challenge accepted, Netflix."

"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."