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Joke of the Day
"I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate."
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"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."
"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"
"Laurie got offended just because I used the word ""puke"" But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."
"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."
"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."
"When people show me pictures of their kids I show them pictures of my exes. If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine."
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"
"Remember, life isn't about accumulating stuff. It's about making people insanely jealous of your stuff."
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."