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Joke of the Day

"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."

"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"

"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."

"I feel I'm at my most culturally sensitive when I call Dell tech support and don't scream, ""What the fuck are you saying?"""

"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."

"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when.. Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"ELI5: with the recent outbreak of Ebola why hasn't Madagascar sealed it's borders yet?"

"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."

"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"