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Joke of the Day

"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"

"What do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"

"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."

"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."