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Joke of the Day

"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."

"Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink"

"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"

"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again."

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"

"Last year I netted over 100k before taxes doing gay porn ""That's gross, dude"", my mom said."

"My wife told me I'm an emotional, emotional, insecure coward. Now I feel depressed. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid she'll leave me any time. **** Dammit, I spoiled it with the double emotional."

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."

"How do you get everyone in a chemistry department to kill themselves? Get them to unionize"