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Joke of the Day

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"A heavy woman walks into a lingerie shop. She was bra'd"

"Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !"

"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""

"A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre So he gives her one!"

"The squirrels on campus are getting bold. I was eating a pop tart outside and a squirrel came over and stole my credit card information"

"Amazon Prime Day."

"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"

"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather Not yelling and screaming, like the passengers in his car."