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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."

"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."

"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."

"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."

"Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte"

"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."

"If you say ""people either love me or hate me"" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you."

"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."

"I went to the zoo, which is unfortunately closing due to a lack of visitors, and all that was left to see was... the going out of business snail."

"The software development process i can't fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool"