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Joke of the Day
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"
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"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world? Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)"
"A lot of people tell me that I'm funny... So I guess it's a good thing that looks aren't everything"
"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."
"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"
"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."
"FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING."
"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"
"McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda."