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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."
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"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."
"[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS"
"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"
"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"
"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."
"I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool."
"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."
"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"