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Joke of the Day
"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"
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"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."
"my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)"
"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"
"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"
"What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names"
"I keep my head held high because I know there's a beautiful deaf, mute & blind woman out there that's going to find me irresistible one day."
"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"