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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."
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"Found a note on my door today that said ""You're Awesome!"" (: I'm the one that wrote it. But still... feels fucking good!"
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"A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist."
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"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."
"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"
"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"
"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"
"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."