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Joke of the Day
"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""
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"*Bricks getting laid* Brick Layer: ""Oh yeah! You like that shit don't you!"""
"Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's two gross. source: someone told me this joke, it's not my joke."
"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."
"Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?"
"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""
"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."