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Joke of the Day

"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"

"Am I annoying yet? How about now? Now? Now? Now? How about now? Now? Now? Now? Maybe now? Now? Now? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?"

"According to my next door neighbor's diary I have ""boundary issues"" can you believe that?"

"Q: Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? A: Because umbrellas can't walk."

"So the Middle Eastern restaurant near my house has been selling baby meat I regret ordering the 'pita platter of tiny feet'"

"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."

"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."

"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"

"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."