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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."
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"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"
"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."
"A man goes into a pharmacy And asks, Do you have pills for memory? The pharmacist says, Yes we do. And the man goes: You do what?"
"It Only Gets Worse As An Adult, Charlie Brown"
"My girl stayed true and my dog didn't die, I'm sober ~no country song ever."
"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."
"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"