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Joke of the Day

"So the Middle Eastern restaurant near my house has been selling baby meat I regret ordering the 'pita platter of tiny feet'"

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."

"What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard Edward Snowed-in"

"Gone are the days when I could just jump in the pool fully clothed without thinking twice. Thanks a lot, Steve Jobs."

"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"""I feel like 790,000 bucks!!"" Said a woman feeling like a million bucks."

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"

"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns ""No no no!"" Into ""Mmm mmm mmm!"""