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"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"
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"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."
"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."
"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station!"
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."
"So I sadly discovered that username Iloveyouforever has been taken"
"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."
"Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet"