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Joke of the Day

"Am I annoying yet? How about now? Now? Now? Now? How about now? Now? Now? Now? Maybe now? Now? Now? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?"

"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"

"I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing."

"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"

"Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring."

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."

"Is it solipsistic in here... Or is it just me?"