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Joke of the Day

"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."

"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"

"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"

"[sees cute girl jog by] ""Imma run up and ask her out"" [one block later still not caught up] ""Ok, wow, we probably weren't soul mates anyway"""

"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"

"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."

"I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply"

"I have an apathy problem. But it's okay because I don't care."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"