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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"
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"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"
"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"
"Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me."
"Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? Cus 7 8 ass."
"Who's the friendliest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."
"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."
"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"
"one of the last times I got really mad was in a parking lot when a single clown got out of an enormous van"