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Joke of the Day

"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"

"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"

"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."

"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."

"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."

"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."

"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."

"I took someone else's coffee at Starbucks because I liked her name better."

"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"

"Why was Ben Stein the only Jew that had prior knowledge of 9/11? Because he had clear eyes."