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Joke of the Day
"I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply"
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"Guess what... Chicken butt!"
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"Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop. As opposed to the alarm they use now: getting elbowed by the stranger they're drooling on."
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