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Joke of the Day
"I think you should be able to plead ""humidity"" in some murder cases."
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"The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news."
"Donald Trump ""is intensely loyal...he will never let you down."" .... - his third wife"
"I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha? He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together"
"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"
"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"
"Pee pressure > peer pressure"
"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""
"Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget!"
"Dear Sepp Blatter... There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life"