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Joke of the Day

"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."

"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."

"Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because there are blond guys too."

"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"How many dead hookers do you need to replace a lightbulb? Atleast not three since my basement is still dark."

"Haha I made you click GOT YA"

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."