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Joke of the Day

"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"

"Why do they call it GOLF? Because FUCK and SHIT were already taken."

"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."

"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? My damn foot's stuck in door! Open up!"

"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"

"Who just rang my doorbell? Its either: 1. A murderer 2. The police 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking"

"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."

"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."

"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."