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Joke of the Day
"Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar."
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"[last meal on death row] ""Pepper?"" *nods* ""Say when"" *winks to camera*"
"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""
"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"
"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"
"I went to the zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."
"Why would it suck to be an egg? Because you only get laid once, only get smashed once, and the only chick that sits on your face is your mother"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."