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Joke of the Day

"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."

"I think I have a premature ejaculation problem it seems to come out of nowhere."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."

"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."

"What does batman call his dick? Robin/Nightwing - depends how big it is"

"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"

"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"