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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu."
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"Knock Knock"
"[barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?"
"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."
"A roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martini, the bartender gives him two and the Roman walks away happy."
"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."
"What happens when an Illuminati member works out and gets really buff? He becomes an Illumi-hottie"
"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"
"I made up a good one. Why do so many white people do meth? Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*"
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad."