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Joke of the Day

"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"

"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"

"Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced. 1. Because he couldn't hold his boos. EDIT: Formatting."

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? ...because jewish women don't take anything without 10% off."

"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"

"What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other? ""No homo."""

"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."

"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? 'cause he was too far out man!"

"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."