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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? 'cause he was too far out man!"

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"

"If anyone knows how to increase the size of my penis or where I can buy cheap viagra or a rolex watch, please email me every day about it"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."

"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"

"What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!"

"I like my cars how I like my women Asian and dirty."

"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."

"Twitter: where amateurs bring top shelf humor, and professional comedians bring amateur jokes."

"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."