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Joke of the Day

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? ...because jewish women don't take anything without 10% off."

"What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity? GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!"

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

"I don't understand why people get excited about carbon dating. But then perhaps I just haven't met the right pencil."

"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."

"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."

"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"