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"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"
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"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"
"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"
"Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man."
"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."
"Donald Trump on not repeating himself at last nights debate: ""I do not repeat myself! I do not repeat myself!"" Funny, cause its true."
"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."
"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"
"We get it - ""Bacardi"" rhymes with ""party,"" ""bottle"" rhymes with ""model,"" and ""sex"" rhymes with ""text."" You rappers can stop rapping now."