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Joke of the Day
"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"
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"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."
"Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend."
"did Darwin predict butterflies would then evolve into tattoos?"
"The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain.. Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*"
"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""
"I don't hate you because you're beautiful... You're not..."
"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"
"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."
"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."