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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."

"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"

"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"

"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."

"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."

"One of the World's Strongest Man events should be ""Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."""

"Almost Is Never Enough Ariana Grande VINE Alyssa Light for link video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjAa6GX8AXw"