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Joke of the Day
"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"
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"I need a joke. I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one."
"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"
"You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter"
"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."
"ME: You're saying I'm not smart enough for this job? BOSS: Well, yes. ME: [points to computer] Just because I can't use the typewriter TV?"
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"
"Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics? Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here."
"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."