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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""
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"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"
"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"
"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"
"Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death."
"I have this great joke about giving birth.. But I keep messing up the delivery."
"I just installed a marijuana app It has kush notifications."
"Fellas; If she doesn't call you every fcuking minute of the day, never let her go."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"