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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."

"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"

"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."

"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "

"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Why can't Albert Einstein drive? Because he never learned."

"Whenever I hear the phrase ""Power of Attorney"" I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer."

"A friend of mine is so politically correct.... At the deli he is afraid to ask for "" white American "" cheese."