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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "
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"What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with? I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end."
"What's blue, white and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A fridge in a denim jacket."
"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""
"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"
"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"
"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."
"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"
"Can February march? No, but April may."