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Joke of the Day

"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."

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"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""
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"So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?"
"/r/askreddit thread ""What's the best clean joke you know"" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats_the_best_clean_joke_you_know/"
"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."
"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."
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