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Joke of the Day

"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."

"What should you wear when drinking tea? A tea-shirt."

"A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet..."

"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"

"(My romance novel) ""You have a pretty face,"" he said. ""Thank you,"" she said, lifting up her bangs. ""I've got even more face under here."""

"You should be able to pick a theme for your Facebook movie... Because some of you should need to pick drama..."

"""Get me another beer, boy"" ""Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby"" ""It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"""

"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."

"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."