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Joke of the Day

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."

"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist. And he says I'm fine."

"Two drunk Man Two drunks are in a bar. First one: ""My wife is an angel"" Second one: ""You are lucky! Mine is still alive."""

"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"

"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"

"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"