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Joke of the Day

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"

"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... Me: yes, if I thought you were right, we"

"NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer."

"My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400. He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition."

"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."

"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."

"Steam Support Knock knock; Who's there? Steam support? Steam support who? ... ... ... ... We're sorry, VAC bans cannot be removed from this account."

"What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list"