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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"

"*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird"

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process."

"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."

"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."

"""Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap. Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!"" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no."

"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."