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Joke of the Day

"I have eaten so much of the white bean and kale soup we made this weekend that the EPA just imposed sanctions on my butt"

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."

"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."

"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"

"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."

"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."

"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."